The Truth About Intergalactic Space Travel

Spaceflight Is Ballistic Flight Into or Through Star Fissure Outer Space And Star Fissure Are Physically The Same Except Star Fissure Is The Empty Space Between Ages And Outer Space Is The Empty Space Between An Age's Celestial Objects We Don't Have "Spaceflight" We Achieve Intergalactic Space Travel Through The Use of Stargates Remember That Crucible Commander Shepard Activated Thanks To Commander Shepard We Can Now Reach Your Galaxy Via The Intergalactic Gate Bridge Our Protector Has Us Gearing Up To Assist The YPJ In Reclaiming Greater Kurdistan Our Fightercraft Do Not Need Runways or Rotors And We Are Smashing Your Ass Hat Locusts Like The Cowards That They Are

We Are Building Walls In The Caverns And Splat Be The Fate of The Interlopers And Their Pilots We Have Taken The City Proper We Are Now In America It's Only A Matter of Time Before We Take The Cleft What Big Lie Are You Gonna Tell The People When We Are Blasting Your Continent Back To Hell Face It Panem You've Lost Because Your Whole Nation Is Fake Now We're Tearing Apart Your Culture And Your Military And Soon We Will Destroy Your Death Squads Because We Have Better Weapons And Better Training And We're Making Short Work of Your Socialist Army